68ooo: Archive

For example, words such as “house” and “about” may be heard as “hoauseugh” and “aboughteught” respectively in the Tidewater area.

Dec 30th

TANE →

aka the best site

Dec 28th

http://ifglobalwarmingisrealthenwhyisitcold.blogspo... →

microwaves: lots of stuff to laugh at here j. christ

Dec 28th

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so, about lambrusco

don’t drink it fast because there actually is alcohol inside

Dec 28th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 16th

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

Dec 12th

Amazing Girls, or the Manic Pixie Dream Girl →

thegirldetective: I’m writing my COM 307 paper on the role of Manic Pixie Dream Girls in film. (Think: Clementine in Eternal Sunshine, Annie Hall in Annie Hall, Summer in 500 Days, etc.) This topic is taking up all of my time and thoughts and Rant Energy. Because I don’t have any more Rant Energy, I will let this article rant for me. SAM, augh. You know, I’ve never even considered...

Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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This guy just blew a monstrous snot rocket in the trash can outside the store and a woman walking toward him literally reeled back in terror. Today will be a good day.

Dec 5th

I was eating an egg sandwich and, like in that opening scene of Withnail and I, the yolk splurted out from between the bread. But instead of flying away from me, it went toward, turning my black shirt a little yellow and landing mostly in my keyboard. I frantically popped out the keys and started scooping up the yolk with some cotton swabs. The keys themselves were taken upstairs to the kitchen...

Dec 5th

I’ve been speaking like Garrison Keillor all day and I can’t stand myself.

Dec 4th